Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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