If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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