it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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