If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you traded sex for a burrito?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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