he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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