so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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