Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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