im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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