I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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