I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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