If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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