? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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