YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
well you can't waste a boner
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
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