East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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