You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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