I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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