Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
are you so shy because you have an std?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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