So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
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I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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