I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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