What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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