Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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