Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
lets start a swedish sibling band together
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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