It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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