Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
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