If i could tip my vagina, i would.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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