he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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