I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
