yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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