Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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