Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
No subtext here. People are naked.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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