have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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