I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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