This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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