But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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