I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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