Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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