if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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