I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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