Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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