Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
