What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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