Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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