So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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