I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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