He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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