It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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