sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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