I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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