I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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