Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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