I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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