let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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