She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I need water and some morals
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I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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