I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Why can't burritos get me drunk
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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