i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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