when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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