Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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